Cheer up sleepy aubergine The Kiwis founded our ‘5-a-day’ To stave off bodily decay, They said “eat veg; you’ll olive longer - Your mind and body will both be stronger”. But with the cozzie livs and hospital queues, The UK’s got the sicky blues, So this is food for thought, I s’pose, To keep us on our (pota)toes. Scientists have held many an investigation Into why people hate eating vegetation, Let’s get to the beetroot of the cause: Why does veg fail to oregarner applause? E

Louisa ~ After Accompanying Her On A Mountain Excursion I met Louisa in the shade, And, having seen that lovely Maid, Why should I fear to say That, nymph-like, she is fleet and strong. And down the rocks can leap along Like rivulets in May? And she hath smiles to earth unknown; Smiles, that with motion of their own Do spread, and sink, and rise; That come and go with endless play, And ever, as they pass away, Are hidden in her eyes. She loves her fire, her cottage-home; Yet

Keats Grove, Hampstead John Keats was not just a poet – although he was certainly that: a wonderfully 'haunting' poet, bard of the 'frozen ecstasy', the fatalistic 'erotic sensibility' and the simultaneity of 'sensuality and stasis', as Rowan Williams says. But Keats had a medical career too. He worked as the apprentice to the apothecary Thomas Hammond in Edmonton and then in Guy's Hospital, studying under the renowned surgeon Sir Astley Cooper. To one who has been long in ci

Marks of weakness, marks of woe Emily Dickinson I tried to leap off – But my – grim, rumpled – bag – stuck – In the tube door – ow.   William Wordsworth I wandered lonely As a cloud of frenetic Ash-faced corporate pigs.   John Keats I swoon! O! – Thou ripe, Gushing, blushing, pulsing phrase: ‘Elizabeth Line’!   E E Cummings why do i do this i hate this coffee and life the clouds grin greenly   Philip Larkin Old toad. I’m bored and Sad. Time weeps on. I’ll jump out Of that hig

Caspar David Friedrich, 'Wanderer Above the Sea of Mist', 1818 I rave about Schubert nearly as much as I do Wordsworth. In fact, although I doubt they’d have been friends - Schubert was rather too insalubrious and lascivious than his more ostensibly stolid, morally ascetic counterpart - they share a vast amount in common.  Sadly, neither knew of each other’s existence, but here I hope we can gauge a sense of their mutual affinity with some of Romanticism’s fundamental princip

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